The Kingdom of Awellian Islands is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Vikas Awell with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, compulsory military service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 4.235 billion Awellians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Awellia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 27.6%.

The strong Awellian Islandsian economy, worth 262 trillion Awells a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 62,045 Awells, with the richest citizens earning 5.9 times as much as the poorest.

The government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments, bouncers at the door of the sweet shop warn five-year-olds not to cause trouble, citizens applying for their first jobs face fierce competition from the homeless, and the nation is renowned abroad for its love of blood and guts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Awellian Islands's national animal is the Peacock, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Awellian.

Awellian Islands is ranked 159,773^rd in the world and 56^th in Alcris for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 87.29 on the Clooney Contribution Index.